Tuesday, August 31, 2010

W.O.W.

what i want to be when i grow up

In lieu of my being incapable to decide on a career path, I think of the only thing I have wanted to be my ENTIRE life. All other dreams come and go, but I will always want to be telekinetic.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

worst


I believe the two film makers that influence me the most are my favorite and my most hated.
Favorite: JOHN WATERS
WORST:OLIVER STONE

Oliver Stone is probably my only pop culture deal breaker. When I find out some one is an Oliver Stone fan that's a black mark on my list. They can make up for it, but I will always for some ridiculous reason judge them for liking Oliver Stone. If someone say likes one of his movies, no problem. [If you say "I think Oliver Stone is a brilliant director", I can't talk to you anymore.] I myself think that his most tolerable movie is Natural Born Killers. Juliette Lewis is really good in it. I tried to like it so hard when I was younger. I couldn't. As far as early to mid nineties Love on the Run movies go, Wild at Heart and True Romance are WAY better. [Wild At Heart is my second favorite movie ever(first is FEMALE TROUBLE)].

Oliver Stone wastes really good actors alot of the time on just over zealous, heavy handed, bullshit. To me Oliver Stone is a wannabe. His style merely comes out of a half assed bag of tricks and sight gags. I hate that he won best director for Platoon the year that David Lynch was nominated for Blue Velvet. I can't stand his Biopics. Sometimes I imagine that in the future every one ever will have had an awful Oliver Stone biopic made about them. His new Wallstreet movie [Starring two actors that I don't like Michael Douglas and Shia Lebouf] will probably be awful.

The only great thing that Oliver Stone did was throw money at a movie called Freeway[I LOVE FREEWAY].

If you have any further questions about where my hatred for Oliver Stone comes from. I recommend you try to subject your self to the pompous, 60s cliche riddled, absolutely stupid, inexplicably horrible shit-storm: The Doors.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Sammi and Ronnie Suck


















I want more jwow time. Most of the past few episodes have been wasted on time with the two whiny children. I want to see more trashiness, more fights, more jwow, more fist pumping, etc