Lyndsay Lohan 1998-2007;2007-FOREVER
Lyndsay Lohan's career death is seriously the best case scenario[other than actually dieing] for a celebrity. Lyndsay really overdosed her career by 2007. Mid-Millenium audiences thought she was to filthy to stay America's teen sweetheart -and god knows she didn't have the acting chops to carry on with out that title- so by 2007 she started getting really freaky and soon normal audiences had had their full. Her Career was pronounced dead in 2007-BUT FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL RADIOACTIVE SLUDGE KEPT IT ALIVE! Some mad man tied her career's cold dead body to his roof with a lightning rod attached and called it "I Know Who Killed Me". It reanimated her. I stand by it as her best film TO DATE. Lyndsay's career carries on forever as a horrific undead/zombie/witch/CAMP ACTRESS. She will lurk in the anals of pop culture forever- prowling in filthy/ridiculous movies until she actually dies. It's better this way.
I hope you continue this series. This is good stuff.
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